A Discworld fan-fic/short story, wherein Rincewind and Granny Weatherwax are pulled together by unknown forces for unknown reasons.
Features full cast of wolves, guards, trees, hills, passageways and divers alarums. Some cameos, a few new characters, and no content/language beyond a normal Discworld novel.
This story can be set at any time after The Last Continent up to the current Discworld novel (Monstrous Regiment).
Download it here. Footnotes are referenced, available separately here.
Disclaimers
I am a huge Pterry fan, but also hugely lazy. I could have ran and got my Ankh-Morpork/Discworld map, I could have ran and got the books, but they are many many metres from my computer. Or, in other words, I apologise for anything wrong. I know there are parts I'm just winging the spelling/direction/etc on, and I will eventually correct it all. For the moment just enjoy it : )
No beloved characters were harmed in the making of this story...
Or were they...